SALLIE and BILL your calm beauty could thrill;
Two lovely brown eyes!
Art (so I argue) for all is best,
Here, in the East, on the Day of Rest,
Lo! my pet theory put to the test!
Oh, what a surprise!
The chap staring there is a Coster true,
Trowsered in corduroy, belchered in blue;
What does he think of your heavenly hue,
Two lovely brown eyes?