The brown was fringed with a halo of black,
Fruit, it was plain of some marital thwack,
Oh, what a surprise!
"She," sighed the girl, "has a beautiful chump,
Though she do seem to 'ave got the 'ump.
Them pair o' lamps never felt a thump,
Them lovely brown eyes!"
Chorus.
Two lovely brown eyes!
Oh, what a surprise!