We will give free way to true 'Woman's Rights,'
Which are to thump, strum, tap, twirl, trill,
From morn till night at her own sweet will.
That's why we cherish, despite male spleen,
Typewriter, Piano, and Sewing-Machine!
The 'woodpecker tapping' is, indeed, not in it
With Emancipate Woman—no, not for a minute!
Our Hotel will be, when we've won the battle,
'The Paradise of unlimited Rattle,'
'The Realm of the Spindle,' 'the Home of the Duster!'"