O where and O where is our Dairymaid gone?

O where, O where can she be?

With her skirts cut short and her hair cut long,

O where, and O where is she?

Well, Summer is gone, and so is the Sun,

And farming is nought but a bilk.

When our Butter is Dutch, and our Cheese is Yank,

Why, why should they leave us our Milk?

Our brave Queen BESS, as the Laureate says,[1]

Might wish that a milkmaid were she;