By something I hear very nearly each day.

In a small town like ours, as you know, every rumour

Gets about in a truly remarkable way.

It is too much to hope for that women won't prattle,

But I candidly tell you, I do feel enraged

When I find that a part of their stock tittle-tattle

Is that we—how I laugh at the thought!—are engaged.

Though you don't even claim to be reckoned as pretty,

You are not, I admit it, aggressively plain.

You dress pretty well, and your talk, if not witty,