PROCRUSTES. "NOW THEN, YOU FELLOWS; I MEAN TO FIT YOU ALL TO MY LITTLE BED!"

CHORUS. "OH LOR-R!!"

["It is impossible to establish universal uniformity of hours without inflicting very serious injury to workers."—Motion at the recent Trades' Congress.]


THE BITTER CRY OF THE OUTCAST CHOIR-BOY.

Break, break, break,

O voice, on my old top C!