Bison, old boy, do not bellow

There quite so tremendously! Sad? Oh, stupendously!

So is the Ornithorhynchus.

But don't howl the roof off, your anguish in proof of,

Or Regent's Park swells mad may think us.

Yes, Marsupial Mole, we are "left in the hole,"

But still we must think of our dignity.

Animal sorrow from bardlings must borrow

The true elegiac benignity.

That Japanese pug I could willingly hug,