Podb. (as he walks forwards). Hang that fellow! I know I shall punch his head some day. And She didn't seem to care whether I stayed or not. (Hopefully.) But you never can tell with women!

[He returns to his camp-stool and the letter-reading Old Ladies.


A SONG IN SEASON.

'Twas the autumn time, dear love,

The English autumn weather;

And, oh, it was sweet, it was hard to beat

As we sailed that day together!

It was cold when we started out,

As we noted with sad surprise;