As to be hated needs but to be seen."

So sang the waspish satirist long ago.

Now Vice is sketched and Crime is made a show.

A hundred eager scribes are at their heel

To tell the public how they look and feel,

How eat and drink, how sleep and smoke and play.

Murder's itinerary for a day,

Set forth in graphic phrase by skilful pens,

With pictures of its face, its favourite dens,

Its knife or bludgeon, pistol, paramour,