SYMPATHY.
Mamma (to Cook)—"AND MRS. STUBBS, THE CREAM WITH THE APPLE-TART YESTERDAY OUGHT TO HAVE BEEN WHIPPED."
Ethel (who has a grateful remembrance of the dish in question). "OH, MUMMY DEAR! 'OUGHT TO HAVE BEEN WHIPPED!' I THOUGHT IT WAS PARTICULARLY GOOD!"
APRIL SHOWERS;
OR, A SPOILED EASTER HOLIDAY.
(A Vacation Cantata.)
Master George (stretching forth his fingers to feel if the shower is abating) sings:—