And too much fat's injurious, and so are soaps sulphureous,

Though they say they keep the hair from growing thin;

They may keep a person's hair on, like the precious oil of AARON,

And yet be detrimental to his skin.

In short, the only soap which is fit for Prince or Pope

(I have sent some to the KAISER at Berlin)

Is the article I sell you. Don't believe the firms who tell you

It is very detrimental to the skin.


A LIQUOR QUESTION.—Why does a toper—especially when "before the beak"—always say that he was "in drink," when he evidently means that the drink was in him? The only soaker on record who could rightly be said to be "in drink" was,