Archie (to his Sister, who has been reading him Fairy Tales). "WON'T THERE BE A LOT OF US, IF NONE OF US GO AND GET MARRIED? WORSE THAN HOP O'MY THUMB!"
Sister. "YES; BUT YOU KNOW I MEAN TO BE MARRIED!"
Archie. "DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU'D GO AND LIVE ALONE WITH A MAN AFTER READING BLUEBEARD?"
A WAITING GAME.
WARY WILLIAM, loquitur:—
Drat that dog!
Dogs are mixed,—like men.
Few know how to jog;
Hasty tongue and pen,