Oh, what a catalogue! Whatever made you think
Numbers should mix in a way never seen?
3, that's a flood of milk, 20, a flood of ink,
Touching a gruel-like sea, that's 15.
Next time, to make a delightful variety,
Hang upside down all the works in your show,
Whilst, on their heads, the élite of Society,
Gasp, "Fin de Siècle, quite chic, don't you know!"
Why play such pranks to draw people who scoff? It is