If they knowed us and our sort, gents, they would know Free Contrack's fudge,

When one side ain't got a copper, 'as been six weeks on the trudge,

Or 'as built his little bizness up in one pertikler spot,

And if the rent's raised on 'im must turn hout, and starve or rot!

Coarse words, my lords and ladies! Well, yer may as well be dumb,

As talk pooty on the questions wot concerns hus in the Slum.

There ain't nothink pooty in 'em, and I cannot 'elp but think

Some of our friends 'as spiled our case by piling on the pink.

Foxes 'ave 'oles, the Book sez; well, no doubt they feels content,

For they finds, or makes, their 'ouses, and don't 'ave to pay no rent;