Coun. for the Pros. (in a tone of remonstrance). I really must beg my learned friend to refrain from disturbing the proceedings. These constant interruptions are most annoying.
Coun. for the Def. (with force and violence). I cannot sufficiently express my indignation—
Mr. Justice Punch (sharply). Then do not make the attempt.
Coun. for the Def. (surlily). As your Lordship pleases. [Subsides.
Coun. for the Pros. But, in spite of being an unwilling Witness, you undoubtedly saw the Prisoner forge your name?
Witness (with his handkerchief to his eyes). Alas! I did!
[A pause, during which everyone regains equanimity.
Coun. for Def. (on renewal of proceedings). And so you are the Uncle of the Prisoner?
Witness (sadly). Yes, I am.
Coun. for Def. Still you are here, and are pushing that poor lad to the prison-door! (Prisoner snivels.) Yes, you are dealing him (one of your own flesh and blood) a never-to-be-recalled injury!