('Wy don't our 'eroes wisit hus? We looks and there they ain't!')

North Lambeth long neglected, and Wandsworth far South-West,

(If I know where these places be I wish I may be blest!)

Appeal to us for succour: then Peckham, gallant Peckham,

Makes a far cry from her famed Rye. O brethren, shall we check 'em,

These brave suburban stalwarts whose home is in the waste

Afar from Pall Mall portals, swell Clubs, and homes of taste,

But who have Votes, my brethren? Nay, shout ye men of pith,

And strike for pining Poplar and hapless Hammersmith!"

"Quite so!" cries 'cute MUNDELLA, the corvine chief and conky,