SEASONABLE (AND SUITABLE) GOOD WISHES.
| To a Card-player | A Nappy | } | New Year to you! |
| To a Smart Girl | A "Snappy" | ||
| To a Flirt | A "Chappy" | ||
| To an Old Maid | A Cappy | ||
| To an Infant | A Pappy | ||
| To a Pigeon-shot | A Trappy | ||
| To an Explorer | A Mappy | ||
| To a Student | A Sappy | ||
| To a Cross Child | A Slappy | ||
| To an aspiring Pugilist | A "Scrappy" | ||
| To a Spiritualist | A Tappy | ||
| To a Toper | A "Lappy" | ||
| To Toby | A Yappy | ||
| To a Snuff-taker | A Rappee |
GIFTS FOR THE NEW YEAR.
H-r M-j-sty.—The hearty congratulations of a loyal and united people.
The Pr-nce and Pr-nc-ss.—The most welcome of daughters-in-law.
Prince Alb-rt V-ct-r.—MAY in February.
The Rest of the R-y-l F-m-ly.—The best of wishes from everybody.
L-rd S-l-sb-ry.—A General Election.