My Cook's fraternal relative.

Unasked, my bills appear in shoals,

"With compliments" from creditors;

Unasked, in verse I send my soul's

Throbs—with a stamp—to Editors.

Unasked, that editorial pack

Return my "throbs" in heavy, new,

Crisp envelopes, unstamped, alack!

While I defray the Revenue.