With a big moustache, and but little cash,
Though the latter would come in handy, oh!
Like the nursery Jack-a-dandy, oh!
I may "love plum-cake and candy," oh!
But tarts and toffies, or sweets of office,
Seem not—at present—for GRANDY, oh!
Well, I chucked them up,—was it nous or pique?
Is the prodigal worst of ninnies?
The fatted calf, and the better half