Benevolent Stranger. "ALLOW ME, SIR, TO OFFER YOU A DRINK!"

Unfortunate Sportsman (just out of Brook). "THANKS; BUT I'VE HAD A DROP TOO MUCH ALREADY!"


RESPECTABILITY.

["What is Respectability?"—Daily Telegraph, Jan. 12.]

It's having money at the Bank.

It's being a personage of rank.

It's having spent three years at College

With great, or little, gain of knowledge.