PROFESSOR JOLLY, of Berlin, who, if his name express his disposition, ought to be a follower of Mark Tapley, reckons that twenty-five per cent. of the inmates of asylums have been inebriates. Is the Professor "Jolly well right?"
A DIALOGUE OF THE FUTURE.
SCENE—Rooms of a Cambridge Tutor.
PERSONS—A Tutor and an Undergraduate.
Tutor. I understand you were at Newmarket yesterday. Is that so?
Undergraduate. It is. I was.
Tutor. A shameless avowal. Are you aware that you have broken one of the disciplinary regulations of your College? I fear I must punish you severely. Have you anything to say why sentence should not be passed upon you. [Assumes the black College Cap.
Undergraduate. Yes, Sir, I have.