You and me can no longer be dumb,

Seein' how we're the heads of the Laundry:

It is all very well to stand 'ere,

Sooperintending the soaping and rinsing;

Old pleas for delay, I much fear,

Are no longer entirely conwincing.

Just look at the Linen—in 'eaps!

And no one can say it ain't dirty!

Our clients, a-grumbling they keeps,

And some of 'em seem getting shirty.