Some Baronet, or K.C.B.,

But I'm a most unhappy girl,

And no such luck's in store for me!

I would I loved some Soldier bold,

Who leads his troops where cannons pop,

But if the bitter truth be told—

I love a man who walks a shop!

For oh! a King of Men is he—

With princely strut and stiffened spine—

So his, and his alone, shall be,