For true humour,
Swell of rumour
The gregarious cry.
Chorus.
All of you come along with me!
You'll have a rare new fair new spree!
Paradox with "sniff" united, Poor Humanity snubbed and slighted.
Humour's new cuvée, extra-dry.
I-twaddley—high-dry-high-toned I!
Come and worship the pessimist "I"