But if yer wants to 'elp us as has lived so long in muck,
The only thing wot's wanted ain't to give us the clean—chuck!
TAKING HIM RATHER TOO LITERALLY.
Sir Biggan Burleigh (who doesn't see why he shouldn't have a turn in his own house, to very young Lady). "MISS VIOLET,—ROUND OR SQUARE?"
Miss Violet (her first ball, very bashful). "WELL—REALLY—SIR BURLEIGH—IF YOU INSIST—I SHOULD SAY"—(hesitating)—"DECIDEDLY ROUND!"
'Arry Examined.
Q. What is meant by "Higher Education?"