"ACCORDING TO HIS FOLLY!"
Hostess. "I'VE GOT SUCH A COLD TO-DAY. I FEEL QUITE STUPID!"
Prize Idiot (calling). "I'VE GOT A BAD COLD TOO; BUT I DON'T FEEL PARTICULARLY STUPID!
Hostess. "AH, I SEE YOU'RE NOT QUITE YOURSELF!"
THE POLITICAL JOHNNY GILPIN.
(Lately-discovered Fragments of a Grand Old Ballad, the Sequel to which may—or may not—turn up later on.)