Will expose a prig to the bobby's tweak,
And he shall not shelter himself beneath
The plea of the custom of Hounslow Heath.
Autolycus now must buy his wares,
And not with his neighbours go (gratis) shares.
"Thou shalt not steal—not even brains,"
Says Justice NORTH, and his rule remains.
Thanks to the Justice, thanks to the Times!
Plain new definitions of ancient crimes
Are needful now when robbers unsheath