Looks happy, and the tabby-cat of the house

Forgets the elusive, but recurrent mouse

And purrs and dreams;

And in his corner the black-beetle seems

A plumed Black Prince arrayed in gleaming mail;

Whereat the shrinking scullery-maid grows pale,

And flies for succour to THOMAS of the calves,

Who, doing nought by halves,

Circles a gallant arm about her waist,

And takes unflinching the cheek-slap of the chaste