QUITE IN KEEPING.—The Earl of DYSART has left the ranks of the Liberal Unionists and become a Gladstonian Home-Ruler. "What more natural?" asked one of his former Unionist friends. "Of course he's dysarted us!"
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
He. "OH, IF I'D ONLY BEEN A 'BEAR'!"
She. "IF YOU HAD BEEN, YOU COULDN'T GROWL WORSE THAN YOU DO!"