JOHN MORLEY's words?" You cannot, though you try.

In vain 'gainst dreaming youth you feign to scream,

Because you're yet a Young Man—and you Dream!


VERY LITERAL.

The Major. "NO DOUBT YOU'RE VERY FOND OF ANTIQUES, MISS EUGENIA?"

Miss Eugenia. "OH YES, INDEED!—AND I'M DEVOTED TO GRANDMAMMA!"


ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.