MISS SYMPEL, who has never been out of London, saw an advertisement headed "Salmon Flies" in a shop window. "Well!" she exclaimed, "I never knew till now that Salmon was a flying fish!"
"A cabinet Minister in the Casual Ward," was the heading of an article in the D.T. last Friday, and it turned out to be all about the Richie and the Poorie.
THE BEHRING SEA QUESTION.—Some delay at present, but immediately after signing we shall commence "sealing."
THE FORCE OF EXAMPLE.
(A Story of Adventure not in the least Likely to be True.)
"Do you see what RITCHIE has been doing?" asked the Secretary of State for War of one of his colleagues.