And at the stake teach wretches to repent.

Clad cap-à-pie in mail we'll face our foes,

And arm our British soldiery with bows.

Dirt and disease shall rule us as of yore,

The Plague's grim spectre stalk from shore to shore.

Proceed, brave BALFOUR, whom no flouts appal,

Collect stupidities and do them all.

Uneducate our men, unplough our land,

Bid heathen temples rise on every hand;

Unmake our progress and revoke our laws,