I likes a good 'orse, so 'ere's 'ealth to old Orme.
Take a bolus yourself, it might stop you from roarin';
There's nothin' like tryin' these games on yourself!
And I'll throw BENNY TILLETT and one or two more in,
Just to lay the whole lot o' you up on the shelf.
BEN TILLETT talks big of a mind that's a sewer;
Well, 'e knows what it is, for I'll lay 'e's bin there.
And you'd make a 'orse into cat'smeat on skewer.
My eye, but just ain't you a nice-spoken pair!
I ain't goin' to foller you two like a shadder,