Foreman of the Jury (white with fear). I am, Sir,—very pleased to see you, Sir,—hope you are well, Sir?
Prisoner (condescendingly). Tol lol. And now what do you say? am I Guilty or Not Guilty?
Foreman of the Jury. Yes, Sir. Thank you, Sir. We will talk it over, Sir—if you don't mind, Sir.
Prisoner. I need not tell you that my friends outside take the greatest possible interest in your proceedings.
Foreman (promptly). Why, yes, Sir! The fact is we have all had anonymous letters daily, saying that we shall be blown out of house and home if we harm you.
Prisoner (laughing). Oh, be under no apprehension. It is merely the circular of my friends. Only a compilation of hints for the guidance of the Gentlemen of the Jury.
Foreman. Just so, Sir. We accepted it in that spirit.
Prisoner. You were wise. Now, Gentlemen, you have surely had time to make up your minds. Do you find me Guilty or Not Guilty?
Foreman (earnestly). Why, Not Guilty, to be sure.
Judge. Release the accused! Sir, you have my congratulations. Pray accept my distinguished consideration.