DEAR CHARLIE,—Spring's on us at last, and a proper old April we've 'ad,

Though the cold snap as copped us at Easter made 'oliday makers feel mad.

Rum cove that old Clerk o' the Weather; seems somehow to take a delight

In mucking Bank 'Oliday biz; seems as though it was out of sheer spite.

When we're fast with our nose to the grindstone, in orfice or fact'ry, or shop,

The sun bustiges forth a rare bat, till a feller feels fair on the 'op;

But when Easter or Whitsuntide's 'andy, and outings all round is in train,

It is forty to one on a blizzard, or regular buster of rain.

It's a orkud old universe, CHARLIE, most things go as crooked as Z.

Feelosophers may think it out, 'ARRY ain't got the 'eart, or the 'ead;