With my silver-topped cane, and my boots (patent leather),

My hat polished smoothly, a gloss on my hair,

Yes, I think I shall charm her, and as to the weather,

I am safe—the barometer points to "Set Fair."

So I'm off—why, what's that? Yes, by Jove, there's a sputter

Of rain on the pavement!—the sunshine retires;

And I wish, oh, I wish that my tongue dared to utter

The thoughts that this changeable weather inspires.

Back, back to my rooms; I am drenched and disgusted;

In thick boots and an ulster I'll tempt it again;