[Pause. The Chirpy Man hides his face.

We looked at each other; our utterance choked by irrepressible lumps,

Though we feared neither man nor devil—we all had a horror of Mumps!

And, but for this Cherub's candour, ere many mere days had sped—

[Here the Pirate is stopped by uncontrollable emotion, and his audience, from the Captain downwards, express sympathy.

The Reciter (huskily, after wiping his eyes). I'm very sorry—it's foolish, I know, but I always do break down just here. I—I think I can go on now.

"WITH THE HONOURS OF WAR!"