SONG OF GRATITUDE (by a Nervous Equestrian on the exceptional absence of 'Arry-cyclists or "Wheelmen" from the road to Wimbledon).—
"Oh, Wheelie, have we missed you?
Oh no, no, No!"
A MATTER OF "COURSE."
Eminent German Specialist. "VAT VATERS 'AVE YOU BEEN IN ZE 'ABIT OF TAKING?"
English Gouty Patient. "WATER! HAVEN'T TOUCHED A DROP, EXCEPT WITH MY TEA, FOR THE LAST THIRTY YEARS!"
[Upon which a mild course of Homburg, Kissengen, Marienbad, and Karlsbad is at once prescribed.