Can. I haven't the faintest idea, but suppose you mean Monte Carlo.
Exam. (as a last resource). Do you know anything about Law?
Can. Nothing at all, except that one of my friends had to pay five pounds, the other day, for assaulting a Policeman.
Exam. (losing his temper). Then what on earth do you know?
Can. Only how to break the record of the quarter mile.
Exam. (brightening up). And can you play Cricket?
Can. (contemptuously). Can I play Cricket! Why I carried my bat out for 184 against Loamshire, with GRACE bowling his swiftest.
Exam. (cordially grasping his hand). My dear Sir, after the satisfactory examination you have just undergone, I shall have much pleasure in recommending you for a Scholarship.