Laugh!! I thought I should 'ave died.
Knock'd 'em in the West-min-is-ter Road!
Some says nasty things about the moke,
"Won't got fur afore 'is back is broke!"
That's all envy, cos we're kerridge folk,
Like the Tory Toffs wot 'ave to go!
Straight! it woke the Tories up a bit.
Thought BRUM JOE would go and 'ave a fit,
When my Missus, who 'as Irish wit,
Sez "I 'ate Brum Brooms[1] becos they're low!"