He'd think as soon of a park-prad

For covies in my station.

Our Board o' Works knows wot is wot,

And has a feller-feeling.

About the parish must I trot?

No, hang it! I'll go Wheeling!

Chorus.

Out o' the road! The highway clear!

OSMOND's the Cyclist's fust man;

And I, by co-in-side-ance clear,