You love Paderewski, and would not be false
To your faith in Brahms, Grieg, Wagner and
Co.; or you are awfully pleased with this valse,
And this Band?
I'll fan you, and hear if you then will repeat
Facts on currents of air, or simoom;
Or simper, and smilingly speak of the heat
Of the room.
A Good "Second".—A Dutch Oyster.
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