Inquirer. By the way, where is Uganda, exactly?
First W. I. M. Just behind Zanzibar—or somewhere about there. You can get to it best from Mashonaland. Didn't you see that Rhodes said he was going to make a telegraph-line through there? It used to belong to the Sultan of Zanzibar. Don't you remember?
Inquirer. Of course; so it did.
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