THE SERPENT'S TOOTH.

"Didn't I send 'im to Heton an' Hoxford? Didn't I send 'im into the Harmy, along o' some o' the biggest Nobs in all Hengland, with an Allowance fit for a young Hearl? And what's the hupshot of it all? Why, he gives Dinners to Dooks and Royal 'Ighnesses, an' don't even harsk 'is pore old Father to meet 'em. 'Ighnesses, indeed! I could buy up the 'ole blessed lot! And, what's more, I wouldn't mind tellin' 'em so to their Faces, for Two Pins!—Ah! just as soon as look at 'em—and 'e knows it!"


Undecided.

Goosey, Goose, Uganda,

With whom will you wander,

With the English, with the French?

Or with King Mwanga?


Advice Gratis (by a Bill Poster).—"Invest all your savings in hoardings."