GETTING OUT OF IT.
Fair Authoress. "By the Way, Have You Read Any of my Books?"
Q.C. "No; I'm Keeping Them for My Old Age!"
F. A. "Oh, Don't Talk of Old Age!—it's So Horrid!"
Q.C. "Not With Your Books!"
TRIFLES.
(From Our Special Autolycus.)
Fair Authoress. "By the Way, Have You Read Any of my Books?"
Q.C. "No; I'm Keeping Them for My Old Age!"
F. A. "Oh, Don't Talk of Old Age!—it's So Horrid!"
Q.C. "Not With Your Books!"
(From Our Special Autolycus.)