OBVIOUS.—The Daily News reports the mysterious disappearance from the Government Saw Mills at Portsmouth, of 2,570 feet of deal. "No one can say," it is added, "what became of the wood." Why, it walked off of course, with so many feet the temptation was irresistible.
"CLOSED FOR ALTERATIONS AND REPAIRS."
MR. PUNCH. "CHANGE OF ACTORS AND PROGRAMME, EH, MR. BULL?"
MR. JOHN BULL (Manager and Proprietor). "CAN'T TELL YET, MR. PUNCH,—DON'T OPEN TILL AUGUST!"
