Sit close to your friend, for a frightful end

Is at hand for the miser Jew!

Sit tight to your seat while the pulses beat—

Nestle close to your neighbour, do!

For he’ll perish, alas!

From a property glass

Filled with nothing whatever—neat!

He’s there by himself, counting piles of pelf

Of a counterfeit gamboge hue.

He’s wizened and dried like old Arthur Gride,