Intent to clutch and collar,

Fired with devotion strong, yet weak,

To the Almighty Dollar.

Pooh! Plunder's not his only joy.

He hovered till he saw

"A something-pottle-bodied boy,"

Who spurned McKinley's Law.

He stooped and clutched him, fair and good,

Flew nigh o'er roof and casement,

Whilst the Republicans all stood