CANDID CRITICISM.

"Like my New Frock, Aunt Jane?"

"Well, I should say you'd got Skirts for your Sleeves, and a Sleeve for your Skirt!"


Proofs before Letters.

Humbugs will always ape their betters,

Fools fancy the alphabet brings them fame;

But you don't become a man of letters

By tacking the letters after your name.

One suffix only the fact expresses,