Judge of the High Court, Q B.D.?

But it's tiring work to sit on the Bench,

Hearing the Counsel, day by day,

Canting and ranting, while they clench

Their fists, and thump and hammer away:

Be their arguments weak or strong,

Whatever I say I'm in the wrong.

Ah me! who would be,

A badgered Judge of the Q.B.D.?

Whenever I crack a judicial jest,